I just learned the word ‘normcore’. My brain is in knots. So it’s like hipsters that don’t want to look like hipsters so they wear clothing that is so bland and un-ironic that it circles back around and becomes ironic? I need some dad shoes now.
Welp I haven’t been running or done leg stuff for like three weeks because I broke myself and now I’m feeling all ugly and gross again. Also I have a wisdom tooth that hurts and I don’t know when I’ll have time to get it removed. My recital hearing is in two weeks, and then my recital is in April and I don’t want to get on stage with chipmunk face. I’m falling apart. I hate having a human body.
— Two biblical studies majors I overheard discussing the upcoming film “God’s Not Dead”