Cauliflowerish conglomeration

Cauliflowerish conglomeration

Could someone explain bikini/figure competitions to me like I’m five? I do not understand the appeal of spending thousands of dollars to stand on stage all bronzed, dehydrated, and starving to be judged with ridiculously subjective criteria.  I get that people like to have a goal to work towards, but slaving away and eating nothing but dry ass chicken so that you can achieve super low body fat for like a second, only to return to normal afterward (because nobody is supposed to be that lean) doesn’t seem like a healthy goal to work toward. 

(Source: saturdaychores)

christiannightmares:

Pat Robertson’s fashion tips for ladies: ‘Modest is hottest’ (Found at Right Wing Watch; For a related post, click here http://christiannightmares.tumblr.com/post/26002439114/secret-keeper-girl-a-website-offering-modesty)

Choice quotes

Lady anchor: “I have a book called You Are a Prize to be Won"

Pat: “A lace stocking is more sensual than a bare leg”

Oops I accidentally made more how did this happen

Oops I accidentally made more how did this happen

Cream cheese pancakes!  So dang good. Recipe from @ibreatheimhungry

Cream cheese pancakes! So dang good. Recipe from @ibreatheimhungry

tweeontwee:

Minimalist babies like to live on the edge.  What’s with all the helicopter parenting these days? Sometimes a kid just needs to get cut by a broken lightbulb/framed picture of a pear or mildly electrocuted or strangled and they’ll learn to stay away from dangling cords with exposed light bulbs and glass-framed pear portraits leaning against the wall. That’ll learn ‘em. Believe you me. Now, where to put the Noguchi coffee table and vintage lead-painted bar cart?

tweeontwee:

Minimalist babies like to live on the edge.  What’s with all the helicopter parenting these days? Sometimes a kid just needs to get cut by a broken lightbulb/framed picture of a pear or mildly electrocuted or strangled and they’ll learn to stay away from dangling cords with exposed light bulbs and glass-framed pear portraits leaning against the wall. That’ll learn ‘em. Believe you me. Now, where to put the Noguchi coffee table and vintage lead-painted bar cart?

Stuff bros say in /r/fitness

  • bro1: i'm not on an unstructured bro-split, i'm just doing what Aragorn would do.
  • bro2: Aragorn spent 80 years fucking around and nearly lost his elven princess and his shot at being the king, until Gandalf put him on the 'Walk to Mordor' program and just generally gripped his shit.
Experimenting

Experimenting

I’ve been low-carb for 2 weeks now.  I’d say it’s been going pretty well.

I’ve been low-carb for 2 weeks now.  I’d say it’s been going pretty well.

Shirley’s a social eater.

"I’m a garden rose."

She needs to get that emmy.

(Source: nayas-overalls, via gimmesorbet)

The witty-fitness t shirt trend is getting a little obnoxious but this made smile.

The witty-fitness t shirt trend is getting a little obnoxious but this made smile.

Got my fractional plates in the mail today! Hopefully this will help me get over this OHP plateau.

Got my fractional plates in the mail today! Hopefully this will help me get over this OHP plateau.

I'm starting to get the idea that as long as I'm doing stronglifts, I'm going to keep having this conversation over and over

  • Person: Can I give you some advice?
  • Me: Sure, why not
  • Person: You're squatting wrong ::begins explaining high bar squat form::
  • Me: Yeah that's a pretty good high bar squat, but we're doing low bar
  • Person: ::puzzled look:: ::re-explains high bar squat::